I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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