Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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