Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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