So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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