Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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