shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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