so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
and she was petting her beer can
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Randomize
