Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You were trust falling into bushes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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