Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
should my penis look like a turkey
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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