I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
