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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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