They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
