i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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