your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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