My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
last night I used snow as a chaser
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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