so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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