I must be too annoying 4 u.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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