i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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