is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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