I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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