apparently the secret to your success is patron
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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