So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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