She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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