we're blogging at a bar
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
