I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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