He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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