His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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