You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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