There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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