Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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