My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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