Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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