nutella sex= disaster
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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