About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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