Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
In other news, I just burned my penis
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
