Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
