Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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