you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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