sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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