im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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