that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
as a side note pls kill me
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