But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Can I color on your dick again?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
