So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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