I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
