I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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