youre lurking in front of me
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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