We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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