Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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