I just made out with a guy for $7.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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