no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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