it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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