Someone shit on the floor
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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