is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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