i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We talked him into tasing himself.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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