Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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