Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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